The Most Serene Republic of Joy cannot think of a nation name is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 319 million AAAAAAAAAAAAS enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong AAAAAA economy, worth 16.6 trillion AAAAAS a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,095 AAAAAS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,902 per year while the poor average 9,589, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a problem. Joy cannot think of a nation name's national animal is the AAAAAA, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Joy cannot think of a nation name is ranked 219,705^th in the world and 8^th in Joylaria for Most Patriotic, with 4.32 flags saluted per person per day.